Over 18s jokes - post here

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sun Nov 27 2016 8:18pm

The average person has sex 89 times a year.

December is going to be one hell of a month!

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Mon Nov 28 2016 9:36pm

I ate some Korean meatballs last night.

They were the dogs bollocks.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Tue Nov 29 2016 9:32pm

I went to the Brown Jelly club last night...

On the front door a sign said "We're closed...Beat it!"

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Sun Dec 04 2016 6:37pm

Most teenagers in Great Yarmouth are peaceful and law-abiding. It's their kids who cause all the trouble.......

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Sun Dec 04 2016 6:40pm

"Excuse me, do you sell bereavement cards?"
"Yes Sir"
"Well, can I exchange one for this 'Get Well Soon' card I bought yesterday?"

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sun Dec 11 2016 6:51pm

I've just noticed the wife is wearing her sexy underwear.

This can only mean one thing...

She's behind with the washing.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Tue Dec 13 2016 9:43pm

Running late for the BDSM fashion show.
Really need to get my arse in gear.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Tue Dec 20 2016 2:02pm

Bumped into Luke who said 'I had sex with a hooker last night.

'

'But when i saw you, you were going into the rugby club..?'

Luke says ''I DID.

Scrabble817 · Post by **Scrabble817** » Wed Dec 21 2016 10:32am

Last Christmas, I let out a f*rt,
And I've got no doubt it was caused by a sprout.
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.