Manchester City complete Jesus signing

expressman33 · Post by **expressman33** » Fri Jan 20 2017 5:58pm

Manchester City have completed the signing of Gabriel Jesus from Palmeiras.
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/ ... us-signing

Goodbye to the half time pies - it's free fish butties

rayf · Post by **rayf** » Fri Jan 20 2017 7:00pm

..didn't he used to play with a team of twelve?.....

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Fri Jan 20 2017 7:44pm

Hope he works out
or the fans will crucify him

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kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Fri Jan 20 2017 8:03pm

....and he's not V good with crosses

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Fri Jan 20 2017 8:05pm

...wanders into the dressing room without closing the door and Pep shout 'Were you born in a stable?'

blythburgh · Post by **blythburgh** » Sat Jan 21 2017 10:34am

rayf wrote:..didn't he used to play with a team of twelve?.....

Nope it was a team of 13 players

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Sat Jan 21 2017 10:40am

Walking on water may be a useful skill in Manchester

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Wed Jan 25 2017 11:47pm

...AFTER SATURDAYS GAME THEY HAD A MEAL AT A LOCAL RESTAURANT.
when THE BILL CAME, HE TOOK ONE LOOK AT IT AND SAID 'wHAT IDIOT ORDER WINE?'