Clean jokes - post 'em here

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Sat Jan 28 2017 2:30pm

Q. What do you get if you cross a Rottweiler with a Hyena?

A. No idea, but if it laughs, I suggest you join in!

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Sat Jan 28 2017 10:57pm

Q. Why do dogs lick their own backsides?

A. because nobody else will......

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sat Jan 28 2017 11:34pm

My mate just rang me in tears.
His wife has left him, taken his Bob Marley collection and the satellite dish!
Poor bloke .No woman, no sky!

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Tue Jan 31 2017 2:28pm

Why isn't Trump rushing to visit Israel?

They already have a wall and discriminate against Muslims.........

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Tue Jan 31 2017 2:32pm

Somebody defaced Trump's Hollywood star with a swastika.

LA police aren't sure whether it was an opponent or a supporter

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Tue Jan 31 2017 11:17pm

I’ll tell you what often gets overlooked.

Garden fences.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Wed Feb 01 2017 8:16pm

My girlfriend left me cause I stole her wheelchair
She'll come crawling back...

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Thu Feb 02 2017 11:05pm

This thesaurus isn't just terrible, it is also terrible.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sat Feb 04 2017 12:05am

They say 40 is the new 30.
Try telling that to a speed camera

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Sat Feb 04 2017 7:43pm

I saw a poster in the park saying “Have you seen this cat? - Ring 0791 7xx 54xx”

So I rang and said that I hadn’t.

I like to help where I can