Over 18s jokes - post here

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sun Apr 02 2017 4:46pm

I've joined a band called 'The Foreskins'.

We mostly play cheesy covers.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Wed Apr 05 2017 4:57pm

Just been to a V cheap circumcisor,
Complete rip off

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sun Apr 09 2017 8:47pm

My girlfriend said if I don’t do page 7 of the Kama sutra she will leave me.

It put me in a very difficult position

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Mon Apr 10 2017 10:48am

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because Luke put the wrong sock on this morning!

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Mon Apr 10 2017 9:31pm

Luke's blind date said she'd only slept with three people before they met.

he was only 30 minutes late!

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Tue Apr 11 2017 8:49pm

What's a priest and a pint of Guinness got in common?

A black coat, white collar and you've got to watch your a**e if you get a dodgy one!

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Thu Apr 13 2017 9:42am

I've just rang hotBabesTV & the hot girl on the other end said "Hey sexy, what can I do for you? I'll do ANYTHING you want

"

I said "Call me back its cheaper!"

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sat Apr 15 2017 4:29pm

Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?"

"Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter"

"Thanks Dad"

"No problem Alan"

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sat Apr 15 2017 5:44pm

I've just booked a flight with United Airlines...

It's been ages since I've been forcibly pulled off

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sun Apr 16 2017 11:33pm

I've just knocked up something in the kitchen

the cleaners pregnant