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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 30 2017 12:04am

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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 30 2017 9:48pm

Luke at a party, spies a V attractive woman and asks her name
'It's Carmen' she replies
'Stunning name for a stunning lady.' he says
'It's appropriate as well.'
''How that then?' asks Luke
'Well, I love cars AND I love men! I never got your name?'
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Post by Luke_PieStalker » Wed May 03 2017 2:51am

I know you like a laugh and a joke Kev.
But some folks may think there's a grain of truth in this so... I just wanna say -

Hand on heart, On record, As god as my witness..........

I have NEVER EVER eaten pringles

Just wanted to clear that up

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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed May 03 2017 3:21pm

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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed May 03 2017 3:55pm

Underdog at a party, spies a V attractive woman and asks her name
'It's Carmen' she replies
'Stunning name for a stunning lady.' he says
'It's appropriate as well.'
''How that then?' he asks
'Well, I love cars AND I love men! I never got your name?'
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed May 03 2017 11:19pm

The feminist picnic was a disaster
No one made any sandwiches
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun May 07 2017 11:26pm

Boro Boy does a back flip every tine Sunderland Concede a goal?
Sometimes 2, if mackem kicks him hard enough
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon May 08 2017 8:05pm

Well Nan.' I said softly 'This is where you will be staying eventually, It's really nice and peaceful. What's your thinking? Do you like it?
She replied 'Will you let me alone whilst I visit your granddads grave !'
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon May 08 2017 11:29pm

I saw a sign that made me p*ss myself yesterday...

It said

TOILET CLOSED
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue May 09 2017 2:44pm

MY todger is exactly 12 inches long :!:
But I don't use it as a rule...
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