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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Jun 03 2017 10:58pm

If
Jeremy Corbyn becomes PM next week, as a mark of respect, the IRA and Hamas are going to observe a minute's violence.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Jun 04 2017 11:07pm

Yet another night where the innocent people of the UK had to suffer the dregs of humanity and their desperate actions. :(
But enough about Britain's Got Talent what about this terrorist attack then
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Jun 12 2017 4:33pm

I was at a bar the other day when all of a sudden, the bartender yelled, "ANYONE KNOWS CPR?"
I yelled back, "I KNOW THE ENTIRE ALPHABET", and everyone laughed and laughed and laughed.
Well, except for this one guy.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Jun 12 2017 9:22pm

This week is National Diarrohea Week? It runs from today until the end Friday
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Jun 14 2017 3:18pm

Shaving with a cut throat razor takes a lot of courage.
I used to shave my privates with one.
But I don't have the balls to do that anymore.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Jun 15 2017 5:01pm

They say the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag.
So I poke the Mrs and say put the kettle on fatty.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Jun 17 2017 11:35pm

Look out the window and saw my dog in the garden playing with me wife and I thought
'I knew I should have buried her deeper...
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Jun 20 2017 3:07pm

Luke having a good rummage in his granny's attic (Not a euphemism) when he discovers an old lamp
He decides to give the lamp a really good polish (again Not a euphemism) and out pops a genie
'I am the genie of the lamp and I will grant you a single wish so choose wisely my son.'
Luke has a bit of a think and says 'I wish that I don't die a virgin!'
And that's how Luke became Immortal :thumbup:
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Post by Luke_PieStalker » Thu Jun 22 2017 10:43am

Not funny Kev, not even a little bit :thumbdown:

It not funny now and it weren't funny when I first heard it....3,000 years ago
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Jun 22 2017 10:08pm

Boro Boy having a good rummage in his Local antique shop when he discovers an old lamp
He can't make out the engraving decides to give the lamp a really good polish and out pops a genie
'I am the genie of the lamp and I will grant you a single wish so choose wisely my son.'
Boro has a bit of a think and says 'I wish that I don't die before Middleborough get back in the Premier League!'
And that's how Boro Boy became Immortal :thumbup
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