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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Aug 30 2017 11:20pm

One you’ve seen one big shopping centre, you’ve seen the mall.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Sep 01 2017 11:35pm

RIP boiled water
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Post by pakefield » Mon Sep 04 2017 8:22pm

Paddy needed to deliver a load of bricks to London. Seamus was off sick so he called over Yorkie, (he came from Yorkshire hence the nickname) and told him to do the job.

Yorkie drives off before getting all the details and after a long drive he thinks to himself "I'm lost so I will ask that man where I am".

"Excuse me, is this London?" says Yorkie. "Yes", came the reply. "Great" says Yorkie, "where do you want the bricks?"
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Sep 13 2017 8:54pm

i've heard a rumour that Cadburys is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar?

Could be a Chinese Whisper
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Sep 15 2017 11:04pm

If you get a new job before you quit your old one, it's considered responsible.
But if you do that with your girlfriend, it's called "cheating." :shock:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Sep 19 2017 10:43pm

The Patron Saint of nudists is St Arkers.
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Post by macliam » Tue Sep 19 2017 11:08pm

kevinchess1 wrote:The Patron Saint of nudists is St Arkers.
closely associated with St.Ripper? :eh:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Sep 20 2017 2:49pm

Not to be confused with the patron saint of climbing ST Airs (i can see this becoming more annoying than underfed Bse posts/spam :( )
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Post by Mel » Wed Sep 20 2017 4:39pm

Nothing is more annoying than underbog's spam.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Sep 20 2017 11:04pm

Mackem got in tonight, and the missus was in bed. He started to climb the stairs and fell backwards making one hell of a racket.
The bedroom light went on and the wife shouted "What are you doing?"
"Trying to get up the stairs, but I'm carrying eight pints of beer and five large whiskies" he said
"Can't you leave them down there?" She replied
"Hardly," he said,"I've drunk em!
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