Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Nov) + last week's winner

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Nov) + last week's winner

Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Oct 27 2017 11:42pm

macliam wrote:
kevinchess1 wrote:Bird 'What's your name?'
Rhino 'Neal.'
Bird 'So you're Rhino Neal?'
Rhino 'So what's your name?'
Bird 'Steven'
Rhino 'So you're Steven Seagull!"
Rhino 'What's your name?'
Seagull 'They call me underfed'
Rhino' Underfed? why do they call you that?'
Seagull 'Because I come flying in, squawk squawk squawking, piz everyone off when I carp all over everything, then I fly off until the next day when i do it ALL OVER AGAIN!'
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Nov) + last week's winner

Post by expressman33 » Fri Oct 27 2017 11:44pm

"why does everyone think I'm an alcoholic just because i'm a wino"
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Nov) + last week's winner

Post by Mel » Sat Oct 28 2017 7:14am

kevinchess1 wrote: Rhino 'What's your name?'
Seagull 'They call me underfed'
Rhino' Underfed? why do they call you that?'
Seagull 'Because I come flying in, squawk squawk squawking, piz everyone off when I carp all over everything, then I fly off until the next day when i do it ALL OVER AGAIN!'
I've highlighted your spelling errors Kev. It should be underfog.
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Nov) + last week's winner

Post by Fuggsy » Sat Oct 28 2017 8:16am

There once was an ugly duckling.

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Nov) + last week's winner

Post by macliam » Sat Oct 28 2017 10:04am

Fuggsy wrote:There once was an ugly duckling.
You can't say that about Underfed! :o
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Nov) + last week's winner

Post by expressman33 » Sat Oct 28 2017 10:09am

Seagull to baby hippo - "Stand up and stop being a hypo-chondriac"
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Nov) + last week's winner

Post by Richard Frost » Sat Oct 28 2017 11:17am

Behave yourself or I will fly above you and drop my secret weapon.
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Nov) + last week's winner

Post by dorisifa » Sat Oct 28 2017 12:18pm

Sunderland unveil their new signings.
But apart from that Mrs Lincoln how was the play?

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Nov) + last week's winner

Post by expressman33 » Sun Oct 29 2017 12:21pm

I think we've both been on the grass again

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Nov) + last week's winner

Post by stockportcounty » Sun Oct 29 2017 3:21pm

Seagulls are known to steal anything , look what this one picked up from the zoo

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