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by macliam » Sun Dec 03 2017 12:19am
kevinchess1 wrote:The sweater I got last Christmas kept picking up static electricity.
So I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one free of charge
shocking!
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Dec 03 2017 7:07am
macliam wrote:The local Father Xmas was sacked for being too potitical - he kept saying "I'm not giving anything to EU"
#pakefieldsLaw
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Dec 03 2017 7:27pm
I worry for the future of Advent Calenders
Their days are numbered
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 04 2017 8:07am
Well, that geriatric with a white beard is back again.
Making Promises he can’t keep,
talking nonsense,
building up people’s hopes.
But enough about Corbyn.
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 04 2017 3:20pm
Not V impressed with my Ikea advent calender
Had to screw the doors on meself
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 04 2017 3:21pm
I'm not sure what to get IDSIS for Christmas...
There's so many household cleaners to choose from.
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 04 2017 3:23pm
'Today on the Jeremy Kyle show - a mother, a baby, loads of hangers on and some bloke who isn't the father
Yes it's the Nativity
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by kevinchess1 » Thu Dec 07 2017 8:11am
I took my son to see Santa today, but as soon as he sat on his knee he started crying.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"It's this job mate, I hate it."
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by kevinchess1 » Thu Dec 07 2017 8:30pm
I've been invited round to Mel's for a pre Christmas drink with Nibbles.
He treats that blooming cat like royalty.
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Dec 10 2017 9:45am
I'm looking forward to The One Show on Christmas Day.
Or the Queen's Speech as it's more commonly known.
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