Christmas JOkes

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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by macliam » Sun Dec 03 2017 12:19am

kevinchess1 wrote:The sweater I got last Christmas kept picking up static electricity.

So I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one free of charge
shocking!
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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Dec 03 2017 7:07am

macliam wrote:The local Father Xmas was sacked for being too potitical - he kept saying "I'm not giving anything to EU"
#pakefieldsLaw :thumbup:
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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Dec 03 2017 7:27pm

I worry for the future of Advent Calenders :(
Their days are numbered
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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 04 2017 8:07am

Well, that geriatric with a white beard is back again.
Making Promises he can’t keep,
talking nonsense,
building up people’s hopes.
But enough about Corbyn.
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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 04 2017 3:20pm

Not V impressed with my Ikea advent calender :thumbdown:
Had to screw the doors on meself
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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 04 2017 3:21pm

I'm not sure what to get IDSIS for Christmas... :?:
There's so many household cleaners to choose from. :?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 04 2017 3:23pm

'Today on the Jeremy Kyle show - a mother, a baby, loads of hangers on and some bloke who isn't the father :!:
Yes it's the Nativity
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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Dec 07 2017 8:11am

I took my son to see Santa today, but as soon as he sat on his knee he started crying.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"It's this job mate, I hate it."
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Dec 07 2017 8:30pm

I've been invited round to Mel's for a pre Christmas drink with Nibbles.

He treats that blooming cat like royalty.
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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Dec 10 2017 9:45am

I'm looking forward to The One Show on Christmas Day.

Or the Queen's Speech as it's more commonly known.
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