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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Post by macliam » Fri Feb 16 2018 1:15pm

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macliam wrote:Unfortunately, as with the churches, as with Hollywood, as with Government, it's bad enough that a few bad apples spoil it for everyone and there is no excuse for them - BUT, when the organization tries to suppress reports or silence whistleblowers then it is saying that its reputation is more important than the crimes committed. Individuals can be dealt with, but only if their abuses are taken seriously.
That's the real issue in the Oxfam scandal. Not that some of their guys used call girls. OK, so that's bad, but Oxfam investigated and took action. Some people were fired, others allowed to resign.
The problem is that Oxfam was tried to keep the story under wraps - for fear of exactly the sort of publicity they are now getting. Apparently, we need to know about such wrongdoings and we need to see justice being done.
This is going way off topic, but why should that stop us......

It's a catch-22 - the major scandal is that Oxfam did not share information on those those who had been "let go" for misconduct and "allowed" them to apply for similar jobs. Of course, had they informed the other charities, they would have been criticised for blackballing those involved..... :roll:
Everyone must be told EVERYTHING about everybody, but nobody must say anything that might be construed as negative...... :?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Feb 16 2018 3:53pm

Their new advertising pitch

'Give £5 to Charity and she will cook you breakfast in the morning :shock: '
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Feb 18 2018 8:56pm

Orgasms are like opinions.
Mine is more important and I don't care if she has one.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 13 2018 3:19pm

Look out the kitchen window AND saw my dog playing with my ex wife aNd I though
'I knew I should have buried her deeper
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Apr 03 2018 11:49am

Good Friday
Lo. and Jesus sayeth unto his disciples 'I will rise after 3 days... so all of you...LEAVE MY EASTER EGGS ALONE!
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Post by blythburgh » Tue Apr 03 2018 11:54am

kevinchess1 wrote:Their new advertising pitch

'Give £5 to Charity and she will cook you breakfast in the morning :shock: '
Did she ever cook in Emmerdale? Come to that is she still in Emmmerdale? Last time I saw an episode it still had Farm in the title. :lol:
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Post by Chadwick » Tue Apr 03 2018 1:15pm

What do broccoli and anal sex have in common?

If you were forced to try it in childhood, you probably won't like it as an adult.

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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Apr 05 2018 11:44pm

I went into Mothercare this morning.

Me "Do you sell maternity dresses?"

Assistant "Yes, sir. What bust?"

Me "The condom" :thumbdown:
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Post by Chadwick » Fri Apr 06 2018 9:13am

Regular sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your hole weak.
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Post by Chadwick » Mon Apr 09 2018 10:27am

I went to the trial of a legal fetishist.
He got off on a technicality.
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