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by kevinchess1 » Thu Apr 05 2018 11:16am
...and where did you steal that joke from?
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by kevinchess1 » Thu Apr 05 2018 11:41pm
After winning the game, I threw the ball into the crowd just like they do on TV. Apparently that's unacceptable in bowling.
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by Chadwick » Fri Apr 06 2018 9:10am
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but their flag is a big plus.
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Apr 07 2018 11:53pm
Tried searching for 'Lighters' on ebay
Got over 10.000 matches
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by Chadwick » Mon Apr 09 2018 10:25am
Don't you just hate Russian dolls? So full of themselves.
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Apr 09 2018 11:09am
SHARK ATTACK ARE BECOMING MORE COMMON
Australia
Lets put up nets to protect bathers
England
Lets all stay out of the water
USA
Everybody get your own shark to protect you from other sharks
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Apr 09 2018 11:25am
Thundefrog "Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression!?"
I said, "Go on, then."
He shouted, "NOT THE KRYPTONITE!"
I said, "That's Superman."
He said, "Thanks Ken, I've been practicing a lot.
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Apr 10 2018 10:10am
I'm so furious that when i find the surgeon who made a mess of my experimental limb transplant
I'm gonna kill him with my bear hands
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by Chadwick » Wed Apr 11 2018 8:35am
I went on a once in a lifetime holiday.
Never again.
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by kevinchess1 » Fri Apr 13 2018 11:36pm
At my dads funeral I stood up and said 'Plethora!'
'Thank you,' 'Mum said means a lot.'
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