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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Apr 09 2018 11:36pm

Chadwick wrote:I went to the trial of a legal fetishist.
He got off on a technicality.
Far too clever!
Took me a couple of seconds
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Post by Chadwick » Wed Apr 11 2018 8:38am

All in all… it was a good orgy.

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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 22 2018 10:32pm

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Post by Antony1606 » Mon Apr 23 2018 2:38am

kevinchess1 wrote:If you need a quote for your sex life insurance cover...

Sex with your wife - Legal & General
Sex On the telephone- Direct Line
Sex with your Partner- Standard Life
Sex with a Transgender - Confused.com
Sex with someone Different- Go Compare
Sex with a Fat bird - More Than
Sex On the back seat of a car- Sheila's wheels
Sex with a Posh bird- Privilege.com
Who pays the best cashback on those? :)

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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Post by macliam » Mon Apr 23 2018 12:29pm

Presumably Sex without others - MasterQuote

.....So, what do Admiral specialise in? :shifty:
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Post by Chadwick » Mon Apr 23 2018 1:37pm

macliam wrote:.....So, what do Admiral specialise in? :shifty:
Multi-cover?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Apr 23 2018 1:44pm

macliam wrote:Presumably Sex without others - MasterQuote

.....So, what do Admiral specialise in? :shifty:

Uniform Cover?
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Post by macliam » Mon Apr 23 2018 5:28pm

kevinchess1 wrote:
macliam wrote:Presumably Sex without others - MasterQuote

.....So, what do Admiral specialise in? :shifty:

Uniform Cover?
...... I thought it was football kit :shifty:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Apr 23 2018 9:24pm

Drunk sex

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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Post by Chadwick » Wed May 09 2018 12:06pm

Blind prostitutes.
You've got to hand it to them.
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