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Post by Chadwick » Mon May 21 2018 8:44am

Two scientists walk into a bar.
One says "I'll have an H2O."
The other says "I'll have an H2O too". He dies.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue May 22 2018 3:36pm

Doctor: "You might have a phobia of marriage. Do you think you have the symptoms?"

Me: "Can't say I do."

Doctor: "Yes. That's the main one.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue May 22 2018 10:53pm

Honestly, they have figured out a way to artificially inseminate a cow!

No bull
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed May 23 2018 7:59am

As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps. :thumbdown:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu May 24 2018 8:11am

T In a shock move, Theresa May has employ Arsene Wenger and put him in charge of Brexit? :shock:

He never had any trouble in getting Arsenal out of Europe. :lol:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri May 25 2018 10:46pm

Just made a bucket list of places i want to visit before i die

1) The hospital
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat May 26 2018 6:37pm

I, for one, like Roman numerals
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue May 29 2018 8:14pm

I was having trouble with my computer at work so I called IT Support...

He said, "Have you tried disabling cookies?"

I said, "Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man?"
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed May 30 2018 11:20pm

...AND
my other wife is leaving me because of my truly awful Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions.
But don't worry... I'll return!
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed May 30 2018 11:21pm

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