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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Jul 25 2018 10:59pm

Archaeologists in Egypt have been digging in a pyramid and found a mummified body covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. First reports say that the body is of the long lost Pharaoh Rocher.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Jul 27 2018 11:16am

I just got the U2 voiced satnav. The streets have no names and I never find what I'm are looking for.
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Post by 1960mackem » Fri Jul 27 2018 5:53pm

kevinchess1 wrote:I just got the U2 voiced satnav. The streets have no names and I never find what I'm are looking for.
Bad choice

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Post by Chadwick » Fri Jul 27 2018 8:42pm

1960mackem wrote:
kevinchess1 wrote:I just got the U2 voiced satnav. The streets have no names and I never find what I'm are looking for.
Bad choice
I think he can take pride in the name of U2.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Jul 28 2018 11:57pm

My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night, she nearly took my eye out!!
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Jul 29 2018 11:32pm

Recent Results for Lion King FC:

A win, away,
A win, away,
A win, away,
A win, away.
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Post by blythburgh » Mon Jul 30 2018 9:25am

kevinchess1 wrote:Recent Results for Lion King FC:

A win, away,
A win, away,
A win, away,
A win, away.
Took me about 3 secs to get that one :D
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Jul 30 2018 11:19pm

To the guy who stole my antidepressants,

I hope you're happy now.
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Post by Chadwick » Tue Jul 31 2018 9:00am

My wife banned me from playing on the X-Box, Wii and Playstation.

I was inconsolable.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Aug 01 2018 11:36am

The lady who had crashed her SUV complained to the Police that the man she collided with was on his mobile and drinking beer from a bottle at the time. The police said that the gentleman was entitled to do what ever he wanted in his own garden.
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