Imutalites Tales from the daft side

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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Aug 02, 2018 10:00 pm

Chadwick told me that I just don't understand irony.
Which was ironic because we were both in the pub at the time.
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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Post by Chadwick » Fri Aug 03, 2018 7:53 am

kevinchess1 wrote:Chadwick told me that I just don't understand irony.
Which was ironic because we were both in the pub at the time.
Oh, that's good. Took me more than a couple of reads to get it. :clap:
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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Post by Fuggsy » Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:19 am

Chadwick wrote:
kevinchess1 wrote:Chadwick told me that I just don't understand irony.
Which was ironic because we were both in the pub at the time.
Oh, that's good. Took me more than a couple of reads to get it. :clap:
That's ironic. Same here... ;)

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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Aug 07, 2018 12:57 pm

The grim reaper approaches macliam and says "I'm death"

Macliam says "I'll talk louder then"
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Aug 07, 2018 12:58 pm

Mackems says to my wife "All this sunshine has made me as brown."

"No, it hasn't." she replied, "You just haven't had a bath this year."
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Post by 1960mackem » Wed Aug 08, 2018 7:22 am

kevinchess1 wrote:Mackems says to my wife "All this sunshine has made me as brown."

"No, it hasn't." she replied, "You just haven't had a bath this year."
Actually I can't remember the last time I had a bath :oops:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:11 pm

blythburgh gave me a blindfold :?:
I cant see myself wearing it
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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Post by macliam » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:29 pm

kevinchess1 wrote:The grim reaper approaches macliam and says "I'm death"

Macliam says "I'll talk louder then"
I used to work with a guy whose name was De'Ath..... and he had a PhD in physics.

Nobody really wanted his business card.......... :wtf:
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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:05 pm

WJ says to Thunderfog ' had a fantastic dream the other night.
There was a really, really big, huge parade celebrating you.
Hundred of thousands, perhaps millions, of happy people lined the parade route, and cheered and cheered when you went past. It was the biggest celebration ever seen. Really Huge!
Thundefog was very impressed and said, "That's really great! The best! By the way, how did I look?
WJ said "I couldn't tell. The casket was closed!"
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