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by kevinchess1 » Fri Aug 24 2018 10:23am
I said to Luke 'I have a theory that spending too much time watching online porn leads to a decline in standards of grammar.'
Luke replied 'I think your write!!!'
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by kevinchess1 » Fri Aug 24 2018 6:34pm
I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y.
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Aug 25 2018 11:21am
Jokes about communism are not funny!
Not unless everybody gets them
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by blythburgh » Sat Aug 25 2018 12:19pm
kevinchess1 wrote:Jokes about communism are not funny!
Not unless everybody gets them
Had to think about that one
Keep smiling because the light at the end of someone's tunnel may be you, Ron Cheneler
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Aug 26 2018 10:06am
Turning Vegan is a big miss steak
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Aug 26 2018 11:29pm
My parents were drunk on Aussie beer when I was conceived
I'm a Fosters child
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Aug 27 2018 7:47pm
How can you tell if someone has too much time on their hands?
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by gle1975 » Mon Aug 27 2018 9:34pm
knock knock
who's there
lettuce
lettuce who?
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Aug 27 2018 11:06pm
Chinese takeaway £20.00...
Petrol to pick it up £10.00...
Getting home and realising they've forgotten one of your containers..
Riceless.
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Aug 29 2018 11:10pm
There's music coming out of my printer?
I think the paper’s jammin’ again.
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