Introduce yourself!

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Re: Introduce yourself!

Post by macliam » Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:51 pm

bryonyhorror wrote:Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul to waste
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out
Who killed the Kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game, mm yeah
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, mm yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, mm yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, mm mean it, get down
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame
Oh, right
What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name
Well, I hope you've got No Expectations......
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Re: Introduce yourself!

Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:27 am

That’s Great
Toodle Pip
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Re: Introduce yourself!

Post by bryonyhorror » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:43 pm

is there a secret club for no spend offers here?
run by moriarty maybe?
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Re: Introduce yourself!

Post by expressman33 » Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:06 pm

bryonyhorror wrote:is there a secret club for no spend offers here?
run by moriarty maybe?
try the "Easy Cashback" tab near the top of the page
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Re: Introduce yourself!

Post by bryonyhorror » Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:17 pm

ones not promoted!
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Re: Introduce yourself!

Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Oct 09, 2018 6:17 pm

There was a legend of a secret brotherhood called the Inner sanctuom
But it’s a myth...surely?
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Re: Introduce yourself!

Post by AAAlphaThunder » Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:26 pm

kevinchess1 wrote:If you check your passport you will find your name there :thumbup:
Not everyone has a passport. I would advise to check your birth certificate.
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Re: Introduce yourself!

Post by expressman33 » Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:37 pm

AAAlphaThunder wrote: I would advise to check your birth certificate.
could be a married female who has taken her husbands surname
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Re: Introduce yourself!

Post by macliam » Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:44 pm

kevinchess1 wrote:There was a legend of a secret brotherhood called the Inner sanctuom
But it’s a myth...surely?
...... does the term "handshaking" mean nothing to you?
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Re: Introduce yourself!

Post by expressman33 » Tue Oct 09, 2018 8:16 pm

macliam wrote: ...... does the term "handshaking" mean nothing to you?
just that you drink too much ;)
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