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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Boro Boy » Tue Oct 09, 2018 10:17 pm

kevinchess1 wrote:From my hotel window I can see a Fish finger plant
Talk about a birds eye view
Fish Fingers... I didn't even know they had hands... :eh:
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Tue Oct 09, 2018 10:37 pm

Boro Boy wrote:
kevinchess1 wrote:From my hotel window I can see a Fish finger plant
Talk about a birds eye view
Fish Fingers... I didn't even know they had hands... :eh:
Yep, the fish finger walked into a bar
but the barman said
"We don't serve food here...."
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Oct 15, 2018 2:16 pm

I think my favourite palindrome is the word “gullible”
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:44 pm

I think most of you probably already know about the first rule of Assumption Club.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:56 pm

kevinchess1 wrote:I think most of you probably already know about the first rule of Assumption Club.
never assume - it makes an ASS of U and ME. :shifty:
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by AAAlphaThunder » Sun Oct 21, 2018 6:13 pm

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
How did you guess my name?
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:06 pm

Good to hear that classic from the ‘Oggy book of howlers ‘ 1937
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by blythburgh » Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:39 am

kevinchess1 wrote:Good to hear that classic from the ‘Oggy book of howlers ‘ 1937
He copied it from the AAAThunderfog joke book for children, 1905 edition
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:09 am

AAAlphaThunder wrote:Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
How did you guess my name?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
AAAlphaThunder
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by AAAlphaThunder » Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:03 pm

kevinchess1 wrote:
AAAlphaThunder wrote:Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
How did you guess my name?


Knock Knock
Who's there?
AAAlphaThunder
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
LOL. At least I can rely upon the pretty ladies to always open the door to me.
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