Christmas JOkes

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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by macliam » Mon Dec 10 2018 3:19pm

GoEuro........ but who's laughing? :(
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Dec 12 2018 7:40pm

Q. Why do Dasher and Dancer like coffee?

A. Because they are Santa’s Star bucks!
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Dec 12 2018 9:25pm

My kids keep finding their Christmas presents that I’ve hidden around the house.
Someone suggested that I should just keep them in the attic...
But last night all the constant crying and whinging kept me awake.
"I don't like spiders” or “I don't like it up here - it's really dark" is starting to get on my nerves now.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Dec 14 2018 10:40pm

Heard someone moaning about Iceland selling reindeer steak earlier, but nobody ever complains about Lidl donkey!
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Dec 16 2018 8:37am

They are going to ban glitter for environmental reasons
It’s been on the cards for years
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Dec 16 2018 8:38am

Can’t see advent calendars being around much longer
Their days are numbered
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Dec 16 2018 9:39pm

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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Dec 16 2018 11:22pm

I have this weird talent where I can identify what’s inside a wrapped present.

It’s a gift.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Dec 21 2018 3:47pm

What is the chemical symbol for Santa?
Ho³.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Dec 21 2018 3:52pm

It a little known fact that Joseph and Mary open A fast food restaurant called
‘The Lord giveth And take away.’
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