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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:29 am

Genders are like the Twin towers
There used to be 2 but now it's a touchy subject
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:08 pm

Why is every gender equality officer female?

Because it's cheaper :?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Oct 31, 2018 10:20 pm

My auto correct changes duck to f*ck,
I won't tolerate fowl language .
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Post by blythburgh » Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:40 am

I am in a small group on FB and someone posted that surely one of us would need this and I thought it would look good on mackem :lol:

http://www.ladbible.com/news/news-you-c ... ViiLxXzhdE
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Nov 12, 2018 6:38 pm

Trump did not go to the memorial service because of the bad weather
When it’s rainy he doesn’t want to come
But when it’s Stormy...
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Post by blythburgh » Wed Nov 21, 2018 7:54 am

Now re-arranged but who set it out like this :lol:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe ... n-46260817
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Post by KlensyKrok » Sun Nov 25, 2018 5:39 pm

Funny thread c:

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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Jan 02, 2019 11:36 pm

I have a baseball bat that I've named Curiosity...
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Post by gle1975 » Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:08 pm

I could not find the northern town I was looking for last week. So I rang Dave Lee Travis who knows the way to Oldham.
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Post by Scrabble817 » Fri Feb 15, 2019 2:28 am

Rose's are red
Violet's are blue
But you go commando -
That's why I love you!
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