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Post by im181984 » Sat Feb 09 2019 11:32pm

What do you call a failed dancer?
May!
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Post by im181984 » Sat Feb 09 2019 11:33pm

eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
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Post by im181984 » Sat Feb 09 2019 11:34pm

How is distance measured in the dark space? Light years!
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Post by im181984 » Sat Feb 09 2019 11:35pm

How do you know water is dead? When it is mist.

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Post by im181984 » Sat Feb 09 2019 11:37pm

No competition between Apple and other tech, Apple dates back to Adam and Eve.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Feb 21 2019 10:49pm

Bristol university has conducted a scientific study into why Zebras have stripes.

Turns out they support Newcastle.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 12 2019 10:05pm

Tell the Punchline first.



How do you ruin a joke?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Mar 17 2019 7:57am

They rejected my plans for an expansion of the stately home. Oh well, back to the drawing room.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Mar 17 2019 11:36am

Just brought a piece of stone off ebay
Seller said it was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick.
When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.

Obviously a sham rock.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Mar 23 2019 11:23pm

Do cannibals have to be carefull not to bite the hand that feeds them?
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