" All them Bulgarian gypsy squirrels, coming over 'ere, taking out nuts and then sending them back to their kids in Bulgarovia without so much as a by yer leave..... and they've all got nests over there too, big drays the size of a forest! Shooting's too good for 'em. There should be minimum qualifications - they should be grey, um... with ears - and, well British, like Nigel Farage's wife!! An' another thing - them Spanish timber wolves, wass that all about? Wassup with good British wolves, eh?"
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me