Siobhan had a terrible car accident when she was 3 months pregnant and ended up in a coma.
After six months, she wakes up, to discover she is no longer pregnant. So she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies "You had twins, a boy and a girl, but they were born prematurely and we had to baptise them immediately - so your brother Seamus named them."
"Sweet suffering Jesus, no, not me brother, he's a feckin eejit!!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor for their names
The doctor says "Well your daughter is Denise"
"Thank the Lord!," says Siobhan, "I like the name Denise. I guess I was wrong about Seamus ..... and what's me son's name?"
The doctor looks a little sheepish..... "DENEPHEW!"
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me