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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:10 pm

The next person that calls me a grass im reporting to the police!
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Post by expressman33 » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:57 pm

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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:03 pm

The bank of binary coding is proud to announce that Alan Turing will be the face on their new 110010 note.
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Post by expressman33 » Wed Jul 24, 2019 10:59 am

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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Jul 24, 2019 4:37 pm

The first night of the proms featured a piece played by the Philharmonic Orchestra of Bermuda. The bloke who plays the triangle had gone missing.
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Post by expressman33 » Tue Jul 30, 2019 2:26 pm

Police in Liverpool pulled over a local lad.
They were amazed to find the car taxed , M.O.T. tested and insured .
The car wasn't stolen and no drugs or stolen goods found.
The driver was completely sober and he had a full licence and no points.
A police spokesman said , "We had no option but to fine him £80 for wasting police time "
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:25 am

I googled ‘lost medieval servant boy.’

‘This page cannot be found.’
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:26 am

I long for a world without plagiarism

You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Jul 31, 2019 1:04 pm

I need to turn off Autocorrect :(
I'm tired of al it's shirt
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