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by kevinchess1 » Wed Jul 31 2019 1:14pm
My thoughts are renewable energy?
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Jul 31 2019 3:12pm
My alarm clock is so loud I’m worried that il burst an eardrum
Talk about a wake up call
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Jul 31 2019 9:48pm
I beat IDSIS at box of Scrabble last night.
She was lost for words.
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by kevinchess1 » Fri Aug 02 2019 1:02am
Got stung by Nettles this morning.
Hundred quid for a signed Bergerac DVD!
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by kevinchess1 » Fri Aug 02 2019 5:32pm
A man walks into an Australian shop and asks, “G’day, do you have any endless expansive desert?”
“Not sure” says the assistant, “I’ll have to check if we have any outback
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Aug 04 2019 9:35am
My piano manufacturing business is going well
I make a grand a month.
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Aug 04 2019 10:51pm
I threw a £50 note down a wishing well today.
And I wish I wasn't so gullible
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by expressman33 » Mon Aug 05 2019 3:19pm
Nothing is made in the UK these days , I bought a portable TV last week and it said " built in Antenna"
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Aug 07 2019 12:08pm
A shop assistant tried stopping an armed robber by attacking him with a labelling gun.
Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head
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by Chadwick » Wed Aug 07 2019 2:04pm
expressman33 wrote: ↑Mon Aug 05 2019 3:19pm
Nothing is made in the UK these days , I bought a portable TV last week and it said " built in Antenna"
Dominic Raab is negotiating a trade deal with them even as we speak...
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