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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by expressman33 » Mon Oct 07, 2019 10:47 am

I've named the BIG spider in my bedroom "Cotton-eye Joe" because I need to know 2 things.
1. Where did he come from ?
2. Where did he go ?

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by expressman33 » Mon Oct 07, 2019 12:19 pm

Boris requests extension

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Chadwick » Sun Oct 13, 2019 8:28 pm

To the person who lost an iPhone 11 outside the Wetherspoons in town last night:
Will you please stop calling me on my new phone.

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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:58 pm

People say I’m not empathetic.
I don’t know why they say that?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:01 pm

Blooming dyslexia
I went along to the church hall, wearing my 3 corner hat, an eye patch, wooden leg, parrot in my shoulder, waving my cutlass around, shouting ‘Aaargh!
Apparently it was a PiLAtes meeting
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Oct 15, 2019 6:07 pm

At work, I decided to put in a few extra hours.
Which is why I got fired from the clock factory
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Post by xxxraichxxx » Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:15 pm

I found out why nurses carry red crayons, its in case they have to draw blood

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by expressman33 » Fri Oct 18, 2019 12:22 pm

Police are searching for a robber who's stealing blunt pencils.
Quite frankly, they cant see the point
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Post by expressman33 » Fri Oct 18, 2019 12:23 pm

After years of searching, I finally found a great herb joke.
It's about thyme.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Oct 18, 2019 2:14 pm

expressman33 wrote:
Fri Oct 18, 2019 12:22 pm
Police are searching for a robber who's stealing blunt pencils.
Quite frankly, they cant see the point
Someone’s stolen all the toilet seats from the police station
The police have nothing to go on!
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