Clean jokes - post 'em here

[expressman33]

I've named the BIG spider in my bedroom "Cotton-eye Joe" because I need to know 2 things.
1. Where did he come from ?
2. Where did he go ?

[expressman33]

Boris requests extension

[Chadwick]

To the person who lost an iPhone 11 outside the Wetherspoons in town last night:
Will you please stop calling me on my new phone.

[kevinchess1]

People say I’m not empathetic.
I don’t know why they say that?

[kevinchess1]

Blooming dyslexia
I went along to the church hall, wearing my 3 corner hat, an eye patch, wooden leg, parrot in my shoulder, waving my cutlass around, shouting ‘Aaargh!
Apparently it was a PiLAtes meeting

[kevinchess1]

At work, I decided to put in a few extra hours.
Which is why I got fired from the clock factory

[xxxraichxxx]

I found out why nurses carry red crayons, its in case they have to draw blood

[expressman33]

Police are searching for a robber who's stealing blunt pencils.
Quite frankly, they cant see the point

[expressman33]

After years of searching, I finally found a great herb joke.
It's about thyme.

[kevinchess1]

Police are searching for a robber who's stealing blunt pencils.
Quite frankly, they cant see the point

Someone’s stolen all the toilet seats from the police station
The police have nothing to go on!