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by macliam » Thu Oct 24 2019 3:58pm
Leo the lion was patrolling the jungle one day when he met a zebra.
"Who's the king of the jungle ?" boomed Leo "Y-you are..." replied the zebra.
Walking on, he came across a monkey,
"Who's the king of the jungle ?" he roared. "You are, of course !" said the monkey.
Then he saw an elephant walking through the undergrowth.
"Oy, jumbo," growled Leo, "Who's the king of the jungle?"
Jumbo instantly scooped Leo up with his trunk and flung him against a large tree. Then he picked him up again, swung him around his head several times, and hurled him into a nearby lake.
"Alright, alright," said Leo, crawling out of the water, "just because you don't know the answer, there's no need to get angry!"
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me