Katie is in the park with her father when she spies some ducks
"Look daddy, quack quacks!" she says
Her father says "Katie - you must use the grown-up word - they are not quack quacks, they are ducks."
A while later she sees a labrador chasing a ball
"Oh look daddy - a bow-wow! she says
Her father looks at her and says"Katie, I told you before, it is not a bow-wow, it is a dog. You must always use the grown-up word".
That night, Katie's father goes into her room to find her watching an animation on the TV
"What's that you're watching?" he asks....
"Winnie the sh1t!" Katie replies