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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by expressman33 » Mon Nov 18, 2019 3:37 pm

Shop assistant: How about this one?
Psychic: That shirt is too small.
Shop assistant: You didn't even try it on?
Psychic: I'm a medium

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by xxxraichxxx » Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:00 pm

What do you call a pig with 3 eyes?

Piiig

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Post by xxxraichxxx » Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:02 pm

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy.
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Post by xxxraichxxx » Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:02 pm

''Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?''

No sun

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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:42 pm

xxxraichxxx wrote:
Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:02 pm
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy.
Hes a web designer
Is it true your dads nickname is ‘Spider-Man?’

Because he can’t get out of the bath!
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:25 pm

I take about 10 minutes to write a post

Read and reread it 15 times

Then I hit ‘Sumbit’
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Nov 23, 2019 9:40 pm

That Mona Lisa was a plain looking woman, certainly no oil painting
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:33 pm

oLD STLYE GIRLS NAMES ARE BACK IN FASHION, jOAN, rOSE AND eLSIE SO WE DECIDED TO give my daughter one. We're calling her 'Nan'
She'll grow into it
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Nov 25, 2019 5:23 pm

My wife told me she's loving me because I don't listen to her properly. :?:
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Nov 26, 2019 10:22 pm

‘Wheeeeen the moon hits your eye
At 3:45
That’s November.’ :o
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