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by macliam » Mon Dec 09 2019 1:58pm
Murphy dislocated his shoulder playing Rugby. As the doctor put it back into place, the pain was so great that Murphy let fly a stream of expletives...
A matron burst into the room and said "Mr. Murphy - I have a woman next door who has just given birth to a 10lb baby - and she made less noise than you!!"
Murphy glared at her and simply said, "Right so, now try putting it BACK IN!!"
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me