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by expressman33 » Mon Nov 18 2019 3:37pm
Shop assistant: How about this one?
Psychic: That shirt is too small.
Shop assistant: You didn't even try it on?
Psychic: I'm a medium
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by xxxraichxxx » Tue Nov 19 2019 6:02pm
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy.
Hes a web designer
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by xxxraichxxx » Tue Nov 19 2019 6:02pm
''Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?''
No sun
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Nov 19 2019 9:42pm
xxxraichxxx wrote: ↑Tue Nov 19 2019 6:02pm
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy.
Hes a web designer
Is it true your dads nickname is ‘Spider-Man?’
Because he can’t get out of the bath!
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Nov 19 2019 10:25pm
I take about 10 minutes to write a post
Read and reread it 15 times
Then I hit ‘Sumbit’
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Nov 23 2019 9:40pm
That Mona Lisa was a plain looking woman, certainly no oil painting
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Nov 24 2019 3:33pm
oLD STLYE GIRLS NAMES ARE BACK IN FASHION, jOAN, rOSE AND eLSIE SO WE DECIDED TO give my daughter one. We're calling her 'Nan'
She'll grow into it
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Nov 25 2019 5:23pm
My wife told me she's loving me because I don't listen to her properly.
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Nov 26 2019 10:22pm
‘Wheeeeen the moon hits your eye
At 3:45
That’s November.’
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