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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Nov 24 2019 3:34pm

Luke's had a 'Penis extension'
He's house looks AWFUL NOW
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Nov 24 2019 9:10pm

Man United,
Black eye peas
Prince Andrew
They all been rubbish since Fergie left
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Post by bprev » Mon Nov 25 2019 3:47am

Should not be in Joke section ,all factual
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Nov 28 2019 10:26pm

Coming over here,
stealing our fridays
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Post by macliam » Mon Dec 09 2019 1:58pm

Murphy dislocated his shoulder playing Rugby. As the doctor put it back into place, the pain was so great that Murphy let fly a stream of expletives...

A matron burst into the room and said "Mr. Murphy - I have a woman next door who has just given birth to a 10lb baby - and she made less noise than you!!"

Murphy glared at her and simply said, "Right so, now try putting it BACK IN!!"
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 09 2019 7:42pm

It's got to be fake news that 72% of 15-year-old girls in Sunderland are regularly drunk and incapable!

I mean, if that were true, who looks after their kids?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Dec 22 2019 10:42pm

Tesco charity Christmas cards are 'packed by Chinese prison SLAVES'.........every little inmate helps.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Dec 27 2019 10:39am

……………………………………………. FOX NEWS

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Post by macliam » Sun Jan 19 2020 3:33pm

When you know things are not going to end well......
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Post by macliam » Mon Feb 03 2020 9:58pm

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