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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by xxxraichxxx » Fri Nov 29, 2019 6:13 pm

I always knock on the fridge before I open it

Just incase theres a salad dressing
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:29 pm

Rate our Solar system?

1 star
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 02, 2019 6:41 pm

My teenage daughter has 'Asda eyes :shock:

They roll back
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:30 pm

Charles Dickens at the bar 'Martinin please barman'
Barman replies 'Olive or twist?'
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Dec 07, 2019 11:18 pm

I got the words 'Jacuzzi' and Yakuza' confused :?
i'm now in hot water with the Japanese mafia :(
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:56 am

Went to a Rambler’s meeting last night
They didn’t half go on
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:46 pm

Q. How many Remainers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None they'd rather stay in the dark and say everything fine and actually, they prefer it that way.
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Post by macliam » Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:55 pm

Q. How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me

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Post by rayf » Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:31 am

My wife has been having injections in her eyes all year. The good news is that next year she will be able to see much better. She'll have 2020 vision🤔

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by expressman33 » Mon Dec 16, 2019 3:41 pm

Patron Saint of copying people in on emails is St Francis of a cc

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