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by macliam » Thu Jan 23 2020 12:48pm
Murphy takes his dog to the vet.
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well", Says the vet "Let's take a look at him."
and he picks the dog up and looks into his eyes, then checks his ears, then checks his teeth
then finally, he says. "I'm afraid I'm going to have to put him down."
"What?", said Murphy "Just because he's cross-eyed?!!"
"No," said the vet, "Because he's really heavy!!"
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me