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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Tue Feb 04 2020 7:10pm

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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Feb 04 2020 9:50pm

Well, that’s awkward.
I’ve just found out that ‘Paragraph’ doesn’t mean 2 graphs.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Feb 05 2020 6:40pm

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Wed Feb 05 2020 7:39pm

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Wed Feb 05 2020 8:12pm

It seems "beefstew" is no good as a password.

It's not stroganoff.
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Post by gle1975 » Thu Feb 06 2020 2:16pm

macliam wrote:
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That looks like one of those Chinese live food markets.

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Post by xxxraichxxx » Fri Feb 07 2020 4:02pm

Expresso has gone and poisoned himself ( typical ), what he thought was a onion turned to be a daffodil bulb. He has been admitted into hospital and they are keeping him in . He is feeling OK but they said he should be out sometime in the spring.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Feb 07 2020 6:08pm

People are really sad when they find out I'm not a V good grief counsellor


My grief counsellor died
He was really good
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Feb 09 2020 12:51pm

Some a hole threw a tub of mayonnaise at me :shock:

I shouted 'What the Hel man :?:
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Feb 10 2020 4:57pm

macliam wrote:
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Winnie the Flu :?:
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