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Post by macliam » Fri Feb 14, 2020 12:45 pm

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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Feb 16, 2020 10:36 am

Makem 'Most people just think that the North East is all about alcoholism, living on benefits and fighting all the time.
What they don't realise is that there's a downside as well :?
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by expressman33 » Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:16 pm

kevinchess1 wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:20 am
Soppy old Expresso gave his wife 6 Roses for Valentines Day
He ate the rest of the box himself
At least I let her have first pick .
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Post by macliam » Sun Feb 16, 2020 4:42 pm

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Feb 17, 2020 12:24 pm

I just googled Quasimodo at Ancestry.com.
He's got an Interesting back story.
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Post by expressman33 » Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:18 pm

My mum and dad were dwarfs.
All their lives they struggled to put food on the table.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Feb 17, 2020 7:46 pm

Say what you like about deaf people...
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Feb 18, 2020 10:52 pm

In case you missed it, here are the key players in the new cabinet:

Chancellor - Dominic Cummings
Foreign Sec - Dominic Cummings
Home Sec - Dominic Cummings
Education - Dominic Cummings
Defence - Dominic Cummings
Prime Minister - Dominic Cummings
No 10 Cat - Dominic Cummings
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