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by macliam » Thu Mar 12 2020 3:28pm
Sean and Mick met in the jacks at their local bar - and Sean could hardly ignore the fact that Mick was very well endowed.
“Jeez, that's a remarkable yoke ye have there,” said Sean
“Aye, but it wasn’t always this way,” replied Mick. “sure, medical science can do wonders these days”
“I got this done in Dublin - it cost me 20,000 euros, but 'twas worth every penny”
Sean was envious - so envious that he drove up to Dublin that night.
A good 6 months later, Sean ran into Mick once again at the bar - and he could hardly wait to share his news.
“Ah boy, you were done," said Sean "I got mine for just 10,000 euros!”
Mick could hardly believe it. Same address in Dublin, same Doctor. So, thinking that he had been ripped off, he asked Sean if he could see the work.
Once more they lined up at the stainless steel and when Mick took a peek, he started laughing.
“No wonder you got it at half price,” says Mick, “That’s my old one!"
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me