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by macliam » Thu Feb 27 2020 7:50pm
Padraig hated his wife"s cat so much he drove it to the next town and dumped it.
But, by the time he got home, it was back on the sofa.
So, the next day, Padraig drove it 50 miles away and dumped it.
But, by the time he got home, it was back on the sofa.
So, the next day, Padraig drove the cat to the other side of the country and dumped it.
An hour or so later, he rang his wife. "Have you seen the cat lately?", he asked.
"Yes," said his wife, "Kitty is sitting here on the sofa. Why?"
"Just put it on the phone", said Padraig" - "I'm lost!!!"
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me