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by xxxraichxxx » Fri Mar 06 2020 6:39pm
I went to the pharmacy yesterday and asked the assistant what gets rid of the Corona virus.
She said ammonia cleaner.
I said sorry I thought you worked here
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by macliam » Fri Mar 06 2020 7:30pm
kevinchess1 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 04 2020 5:56pm
So I was in the chemist and I said to the assistant
“What gets rid of coronavirus?”
She said "Ammonia cleaner."
I said "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here...”
xxxraichxxx wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06 2020 6:39pm
I went to the pharmacy yesterday and asked the assistant what gets rid of the Corona virus.
She said ammonia cleaner.
I said sorry I thought you worked here
This is like déjà vu all over again.......
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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by xxxraichxxx » Fri Mar 06 2020 8:25pm
macliam wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06 2020 7:30pm
kevinchess1 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 04 2020 5:56pm
So I was in the chemist and I said to the assistant
“What gets rid of coronavirus?”
She said "Ammonia cleaner."
I said "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here...”
xxxraichxxx wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06 2020 6:39pm
I went to the pharmacy yesterday and asked the assistant what gets rid of the Corona virus.
She said ammonia cleaner.
I said sorry I thought you worked here
This is like déjà vu all over again.......
The symptoms of coronavirus are:
a cough
a high temperature
shortness of breath
Deja vu
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by xxxraichxxx » Fri Mar 06 2020 8:26pm
I've been prescribed anti gloating cream.
I cant wait to rub it in.
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by xxxraichxxx » Fri Mar 06 2020 8:27pm
If you think Fridays are depressing wait 1 more day and it'll be a sadder day
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Mar 08 2020 8:32am
‘Why are you wearing that mask?’ I asked in Costa
‘It’s a Coughy filter!’
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Mar 08 2020 8:35am
macliam wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06 2020 7:30pm
kevinchess1 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 04 2020 5:56pm
So I was in the chemist and I said to the assistant
“What gets rid of coronavirus?”
She said "Ammonia cleaner."
I said "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here...”
xxxraichxxx wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06 2020 6:39pm
I went to the pharmacy yesterday and asked the assistant what gets rid of the Corona virus.
She said ammonia cleaner.
I said sorry I thought you worked here
This is like déjà vu all over again.......
Shame on you Raich. I told you that joke during pillow talk. Didn’t think you steal it
And blythburgh makes a better breakfast, her eggs are runny
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by adamred6 » Tue Mar 10 2020 7:05pm
My girlfriend thinks that I dont give her enough privacy,
well at least that's what she said in her diary.
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 10 2020 9:09pm
adamred6 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10 2020 7:05pm
My girlfriend thinks that I dont give her enough privacy,
well at least that's what she said in her diary.
AND
my girlfriend thinks I’m a stalker!
She’s not actually my girlfriend yet
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by macliam » Tue Mar 10 2020 10:52pm
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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