Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner

Post by Fuggsy » Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:34 am

Prime Minister...

...is it true that you don't have the coronavirus, but in fact, you were bitten by Jacob Rees-Mogg, and have the zombie plague?
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner

Post by AAAlphaThunder » Sat Mar 28, 2020 5:04 pm

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner

Post by macliam » Sat Mar 28, 2020 5:50 pm

The PM is concerned at reports of Dominic Raab clutching a Boris doll and a box of pins.....
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Post by Sarah » Sat Mar 28, 2020 6:05 pm

"Raabageddon draws nearer!"
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner

Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Mar 28, 2020 6:57 pm

Carrie (singing) Don't stand so close to me!'
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner

Post by Markcity » Mon Mar 30, 2020 10:41 am

Yet another woman's knee goes weak at the sight of Boris Johnson!

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner

Post by blythburgh » Mon Mar 30, 2020 11:11 am

Boris "why doesn't my magic work on you?"
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner

Post by blythburgh » Mon Mar 30, 2020 11:13 am

Child number something is on its way. Is a man to have no peace from screaming babies?
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner

Post by blythburgh » Mon Mar 30, 2020 11:22 am

I know they say keep 6ft away when it comes to attractive women .......
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner

Post by blythburgh » Mon Mar 30, 2020 11:23 am

I know I always wanted to be PM but I should have let Theresa stay put and step in when the virus was over.
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