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by blythburgh » Mon Mar 30 2020 11:24am
I know I always wanted to be PM but I did not realise how much work it entailed
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by expressman33 » Mon Mar 30 2020 12:22pm
"You should use a proper barbers instead of your nail clippers"
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by expressman33 » Mon Mar 30 2020 12:25pm
"It's not all bad news Boris , when this is over you've been offered a part in Aladdin at the Bradford Alhambra with Jim Davidson and Lee Hurst"
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by blythburgh » Tue Mar 31 2020 7:34am
I am sorry I asked, it is just a normal reaction to ask a pretty woman to go to bed with me
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by blythburgh » Tue Mar 31 2020 7:34am
No, if I tell you the name of my barber he will not cut my hair in the future and he is the only one who gets it right
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by blythburgh » Tue Mar 31 2020 7:35am
Yes, her Majesty told me off for having a bit of dinner attached to my suit
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by macliam » Wed Apr 01 2020 7:11pm
I am NOT a liar...... sometimes the truth just disagrees.
Like that time I captained the England Rugger team to beat New Zealand.....
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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by macliam » Wed Apr 01 2020 7:12pm
Listen Boris, I don't care what kind of virus it is, you're sleeping on your own from now on!!
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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