Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner

Post by blythburgh » Mon Mar 30 2020 11:24am

I know I always wanted to be PM but I did not realise how much work it entailed
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner

Post by expressman33 » Mon Mar 30 2020 12:20pm

"No - you can't share my drink"
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner

Post by expressman33 » Mon Mar 30 2020 12:22pm

"You should use a proper barbers instead of your nail clippers"
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner

Post by expressman33 » Mon Mar 30 2020 12:25pm

"It's not all bad news Boris , when this is over you've been offered a part in Aladdin at the Bradford Alhambra with Jim Davidson and Lee Hurst"
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner

Post by expressman33 » Mon Mar 30 2020 10:44pm

Boris - "I'm self isolating - this is my bed for the night"
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Post by blythburgh » Tue Mar 31 2020 7:34am

I am sorry I asked, it is just a normal reaction to ask a pretty woman to go to bed with me
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner

Post by blythburgh » Tue Mar 31 2020 7:34am

No, if I tell you the name of my barber he will not cut my hair in the future and he is the only one who gets it right
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner

Post by blythburgh » Tue Mar 31 2020 7:35am

Yes, her Majesty told me off for having a bit of dinner attached to my suit
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Post by macliam » Wed Apr 01 2020 7:11pm

I am NOT a liar...... sometimes the truth just disagrees.
Like that time I captained the England Rugger team to beat New Zealand.....
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner

Post by macliam » Wed Apr 01 2020 7:12pm

Listen Boris, I don't care what kind of virus it is, you're sleeping on your own from now on!!
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