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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:24 am

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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 12, 2020 10:24 pm

Don't worry kids, Santa won't get infected.

he's Elf isolating :lol:
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Apr 15, 2020 1:32 am

Wonder why there’s no cases of Covid death in the Artic?

Because they’re Ice olating
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by expressman33 » Thu Apr 16, 2020 1:52 pm

During the lockdown I've been making yachts in my loft. Sales are going through the roof .

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Post by macliam » Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:05 pm

My shares in diving suits have never been so low....
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by expressman33 » Thu Apr 16, 2020 11:04 pm

I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance.

l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Fri Apr 17, 2020 1:10 am

expressman33 wrote:
Thu Apr 16, 2020 11:04 pm
I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance.

l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing.
Do you think that idea could take off?
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Apr 18, 2020 11:57 pm

STAY HOME!
PROTECT THE NHS!!
SAVE LIVES!!!

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