Post
by kevinchess1 » Thu Apr 30 2020 9:08pm
It's the Sixties, and one night, Michael Caine decides to throw a big party for all his favourite bands : Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, The Doors, The Beatles and The Rolling Stones to name but a few of the attendees, together with models, film stars and loads of groupies.
For his special favourites, 'The Doors', Michael has arranged a special treat. He gathers the band together and says, "See that Yellow door at the end of the corridor? Theres a stunning sexy girl in there who wants to suck all four of you off together".
Jim Morrison and the guys are excited and charge off into the yellow door room. Sure enough, there's a sexy, naked rock chick there, and she does indeed proceed to suck all of them off together.
They rejoin the party, satisfied, and Jim tells Mick Jagger what a great time they've had.Next thing you know, Mick and the rest of the Stones pile into the Yellow door room and the chick starts to give them the same treatment.
Five minutes later, as shes on her knees with a mouth full of Mick, Keith, Charlie and Bill, in bursts Michael Caine.
Wait for it..............................................
"What the hell are you doing girl?" cries Michael,
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!"
Politically incorrect since 69