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Post by gle1975 » Fri May 22 2020 8:38pm

I went to the betting shop with my Irish friend. His lucky horse did not win, and he tried to get his money back by betting on the same horse in the action replay.
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Post by macliam » Sat May 23 2020 3:32am

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Post by macliam » Sun May 24 2020 2:37pm

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Post by expressman33 » Mon May 25 2020 10:42am

My wife has been going on at me for being tight, so to prove her wrong I took her out for tea and biscuits...it was funny she’d never given blood before..
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Post by xxxraichxxx » Wed May 27 2020 8:34pm

Did you hear about the explosion at a cheese factory in France?
There's nothing left but de Brie
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Post by macliam » Thu May 28 2020 8:12pm

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Post by xxxraichxxx » Thu May 28 2020 10:04pm

I went for a drive to visit some friends and on the way back I saw Nicholas Parsons, Nicholas Witchell and Nicholas Cage...

I took the see Nick route!

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Post by expressman33 » Sun May 31 2020 10:43am

The Seven Dwarfs have been told that from Monday they can meet in groups of six . One of them isn't Happy
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