Two Siamese twins walk into a bar.
One of them says to the Landlord "Don’t mind us - we’re joined at the hip. I’m John, he’s Jim. Two pints of best, please"
The landlord, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beer
"Been on holiday yet, lads?"
"No, we're off to France next month" says John, "We go every year, rent a car and drive for miles and miles. Don’t we, Jim?"
"Ah, France!" says the landlord "Wonderful country … the history, the culture, the wine.."
“Nah, we don’t like that French crap," says John, "Football and bitter for us - we can’t stand the French, they’re so arrogant and rude."
"So why keep going back then?" asks the Landlord.
"It’s the only chance Jim gets to drive"