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xxxraichxxx
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by xxxraichxxx » Fri Nov 06 2020 10:55pm
I need a bit of advice I recently sold all my Adele albums on Ebay but the buyer hasn't sent the money for them what should I do
Should I give up or should I keep chasing payments
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by xxxraichxxx » Fri Nov 06 2020 10:57pm
I once went on a date with a guy who loved tonic water.
I Schwepped him off his feet.
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by xxxraichxxx » Fri Nov 06 2020 11:08pm
Dentist: "You need a crown."
-Patient: "Finally someone who understands me"
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by Luke_PieStalker » Sat Nov 07 2020 1:39pm
kevinchess1 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 05 2020 2:40pm
(At the gym)
Luke 'What machine should i go on to make me more attractive to women
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Trainer 'The cash machine
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Always a good way to lose a few pounds.
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Nov 10 2020 2:35am
I find the overuse of foreign phrases in English conversation to be rather passe.
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Nov 10 2020 2:26pm
Can’t believe I got fired on my very first day as a signwirter.
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by adamred6 » Tue Nov 10 2020 10:26pm
I was on a diabetes website and it asked me if I would 'accept cookies' which I thought was some sort of test!
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by kevinchess1 » Thu Nov 12 2020 2:50pm
Dual passport holders in Northern Ireland are technically in the E.U and out of the E.U at the same time.
Schrödingers Catholics
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by expressman33 » Thu Nov 12 2020 3:45pm
Can anyone help me?
I'm trying to find the Chiropractor joke I posted about a weak back.
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Sarah
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by Sarah » Sat Nov 14 2020 10:39am
Just posting this image on behalf of blythburgh as she didn't know how to do it:
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