Christmas Jokes 2020

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Christmas Jokes 2020

Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Dec 01, 2020 11:12 am

You all know how this works
I'll start with the traditional
Q. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza :?:

(Chadwick that's your cue :thumbup: )
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Dec 01, 2020 11:13 am

Darth Vader 'I know what you're getting for Christmas Luke.'
Luke 'Really? How?'
'DV 'I can feel your presence.'
Luke 'Groan. That is such a dad joke.'
DV ' It's funny that you say that.'
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Dec 01, 2020 12:12 pm

Luke 'I just brought my Christmas tree.'
'Are you going to put it up yourself?''
Luke 'No. I'm putting it up in the front room.'
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Re: Christmas Jokes 2020

Post by Chadwick » Tue Dec 01, 2020 8:40 pm

kevinchess1 wrote:
Tue Dec 01, 2020 11:12 am
You all know how this works
I'll start with the traditional
Q. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza :?:

(Chadwick that's your cue :thumbup: )
Oh, heck, it's been a year since I remembered this.
Don't spoil it, I'll work it out.
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Re: Christmas Jokes 2020

Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Dec 06, 2020 7:45 am

snow was falling
all around me
children playing
having fun.
Then I slipped and broke my pelvis.

That's when I knew I was on Shaky ground
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Dec 08, 2020 7:41 am

Mum She’s crying because her favourite toy is broken!"
Dad: "Nothing a little duct tape won't fix."
Kid: "Mfflr..frrrr..strnnn..mmmppphh.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Dec 15, 2020 3:24 pm

Microsoft have released a festive advent calendar this Christmas.

You get an update every time you open a window
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Post by expressman33 » Tue Dec 15, 2020 8:17 pm

Have you heard the one about a man who stole an advent calendar and got 25 days .
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Post by expressman33 » Tue Dec 15, 2020 8:19 pm

Last year Raich got me the best Christmas present in the world , a broken drum --------- you just can’t beat it!

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Re: Christmas Jokes 2020

Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Dec 18, 2020 8:15 am

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinsilitis!
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